Draft Zack!
Let's send Zack Tyndall to Annapolis
to be the Next Lieutenant Governor of Maryland!
First of all
Welcome to Draft Zack!
Pick up a sharp object and join the movement of people from Berlin, Maryland who really know Zack Tyndall's leadership record and ambition, and help us send him to Annapolis to become the next Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. Or at least do something over there.
As Guv Lite, Zack's star will shine as bright as Spiro Agnew, or maybe even Marvin Mandell.
- Norm Bounds, Berlin business owner
Not to mention
Why Draft Zack Tyndall for Lieutenant Governor?
Zack Tyndall is the right choice for Lieutenant Governor of Maryland. With his proven devotion to self-advancement, sending Zack to the Western Shore will bring positive change and progress to our Worcester County community.
With Zack in Annapolis, not only will he be on the Western Shore, but we hope he'll stay occupied with things over there.
- Cindy Quillen, Berlin home maker
And let's not forget
Zack's Vision for Berlin
Zack envisions a Berlin that looks like nothing, but that serves as a springboard for his personal ambitions. So we townspeople say spring away! Let's make this young man's dreams come true.
We want to share Zack with the Western Shore. In fact you can come and take him home with you, sort of like a big fat COVID cough.
In Annapolis, Zack's ambulance driving skills will help him navigate.
- Leonard Stoltzfus, retired honeydipper.
And let's ALSO not forget
Zack:
A World Class Visionary
With a short lifetime of experience pretty much entirely spent within 25 miles of Berlin, Zack's sophisticated planning and skillful bargaining draws in the developers looking to score. And Zack knows economic development, aesthetics, historic preservation, and good planning like to best of them. Better than the best of them, in fact.
Go ahead, name anything you are better at than Zack. Gotchya! Nothing right? Can't name a single thing, can you? That's because Zack can do it all. Better than people with degrees and experience.
Zack has planned the world's shortest million dollar superhighway to nowhere, architected the great EDU giveaway and the attempted hollowing out of downtown Berlin. And don't forget his trademark "toxic boomerang" maneuver of keeping the public debt high, selling cheap to developers, and then letting the developers come back and bill the Town for cleanup of their new land.
And consider public safety. Since Berlin is stricken with such a dreadfully high crime rate, Zack has put police surveillance cameras on every corner, even peering in the Atlantic Hotel guest room windows. They call it America's Coolest Police Surveillance Network, codename "Deputy Fife's Fifty Eyes".
Don't even think of picking a booger on Berlin's streets because the heat is gonna see it. Thanks to Zack!
